- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

There's no "i" in tim.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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