How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Chicken

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Where's my shotgun

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Hi Jacob You cool

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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