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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

That's Racist

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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