Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What's 9+10=? 19

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Kah-________-

anti jokes aren't always funny on here

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

robin, get in the car.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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