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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

ugh good riddance

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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