Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

penis hehehehe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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