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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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