A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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women's rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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9/11

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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