what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

The 19th Amendment

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Ryan Chang is funny.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

The horse said "nay."

Woman's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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