- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Barack Obama

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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