- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Penis jokes.

Vagina-Boob

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Chuck Norris.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

robin, get in the car.

Anti jokes.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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