What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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