Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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