My mom caught me masturbating.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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