Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Chicken

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

What is black but also yellow? A song.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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