I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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math test 2=2

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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knock knock go away ok

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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That didn't hurt.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

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