- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Romney 2012

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

I have no ideas.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Unflushed Shit...

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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