- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Hitler was Jewish.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Yes. Just Yes.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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