- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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