- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Romney 2012

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

I have no ideas.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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