- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Whats White and sticky? Semen

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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