A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Hi Shelby!!

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Period Blood

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Anti Joke

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