- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

I have no ideas.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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