alert('hiiii');

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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