me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

im a selling a car

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Time flies like a banana.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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