Yeah right loser!

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Wolf Pussy

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