- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

like for a handjob.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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