- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

A fat boy walked into a party

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