- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Ms. Smoot's class

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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