- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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