- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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