What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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