- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Do you need any assistance?

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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