your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Ass

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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gay rights

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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whats better than 24................. 25

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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