- Anti Joke

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.