How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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womens rights

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women have rights

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Penis.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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