Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What is a question?

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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womens rights

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Anti Joke

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