What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Womens Rights.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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*you're

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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