- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

How do magnets work?

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Gabe Mercado

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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