- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Gabe Mercado

lick my ballsack.... ok

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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