- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

why?

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Video Games

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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