69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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