- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Women's Rights

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Justin Beiber

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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