Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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cory is gay

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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The 19th Amendment

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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