You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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