Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Whats 0+0 0

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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penis hehehehe

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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