yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Chaney is a dumb b****

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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