- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Women's rights.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Obama

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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