Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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gay rights

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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