My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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