What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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maddie latino

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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what is big and white? the moon

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Poop

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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