Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Tennesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

where do the women go? the womanarium

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Women Voting

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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