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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Video Games

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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pubic lice.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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dog

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Anti Joke

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