- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

black people

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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