- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Women's Rights

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

lick my ballsack.... ok

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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