Black Veil Brides.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Japan called... They need help.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Q

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

my mom raped yerr foot

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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