What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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who farted your mother

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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fabien

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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