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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Knock knock Come In.......

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?