What's a small person? A midget

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Ms. Smoot's class

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Society.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Penis-Pump

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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