Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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