Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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The Holocaust

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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save water shower with friends

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Cold camel scrotum.

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women have rights

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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