- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

A blind man walks into a bar

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Potato.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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