- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

what do gay people eat?? food

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Reed is poopin

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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