What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Black Veil Brides.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Q

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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