Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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