Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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