Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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ballsack

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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