- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Unflushed Shit...

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Ass

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

stop it ryan vallee

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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