- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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