When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Women Voting

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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The Bible

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Anti Joke

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