What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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black people

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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