Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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