Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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