how did the little girl die cancer

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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