What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why was Timmy sad?

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

Gadaffi

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What is a question?

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Cold camel scrotum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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