yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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save water shower with friends

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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