What's red and u drink it Koolaid

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What's the difference between a duck?

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What break when you talk?

Knock knock What

Tennesse

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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