What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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i eat poop

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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A jew went to Germany.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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you

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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