How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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