- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

A day without sunshine is like night.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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