- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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