Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

ugh good riddance

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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