What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Penis.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Gadaffi

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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democracy

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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