what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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"Up to 50% off."

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What's up? The sky.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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