What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops