- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

A man. That is all.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

A: B: No pun intended.

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