What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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