Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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a retard lost...

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Hi

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Gays

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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A black goes to college

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What did you say? I don't know.

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