Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Gays

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Sorry boss

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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