Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Period Blood

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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