- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Susie has Autism

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Turn around.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Shut the cork up!

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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