- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Michael Brown

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Obama

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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