- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

whats 2+2? 4

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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