Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

joe diragi makes paul look straight

don't look behind you

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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