- Anti Joke

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

asian, do math

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.