What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Leave her alone...

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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