- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

God is real

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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