Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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