- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

I'm off to my tank guys!

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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