Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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PENlS.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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womens rights

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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A black guy with his family.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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who smells? •Liam

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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