- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Women's rights.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

a man walks into horse bar

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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