- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

i'm not gay

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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