Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What's the difference between a duck?

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Anti Joke

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