- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

whats 2+2? 4

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Knock Knock Come in

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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