A jew go out of a bar

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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i cant think of one.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

Bloody kids ...

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Spinabifita

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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