- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

democracy

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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