- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Knock knock Come In.......

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

The penn state football administration

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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