Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Hippopatomous!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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¿melano?

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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