- Anti Joke

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.