- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Jason Connor.

whats 2+2? 4

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

Farts smell bad!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

this is a joke

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

fack me!

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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