- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

How much did the Holla Cost?

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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