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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

I like to eat people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Civil Rights.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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