Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Knock Knock Come in

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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