- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

I tell an anti joke!.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

whats 2+2? 4

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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