I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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obama

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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This one sucks!

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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