A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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2 women were sitting quietly

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Your time.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Thanks

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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