- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Poop

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

I like hats XD!

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Joe Biden

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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