- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Spread the net.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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