- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Get in the Batmobile.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

A fat boy walked into a party

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Romney 2012

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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