Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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The 13th Amendment...

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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