a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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A seal walks into a club.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Blarg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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