- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Knock Knock. Come in.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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