What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

womens rights to vote

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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