Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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I like pom

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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