Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Smart Blondes

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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