what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What's wrong with woman Everything

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

I Have a Black Friend

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Please spell dyslexia.

69, hahaha

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

Drunk irish man

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

dislike this...please.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Anti Joke

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