[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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