- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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