- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

I'm off to my tank guys!

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*