Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Michael Brown

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

womens rights

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

a catholic priest and a young boy

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

wnba

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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