Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

verry nice how mUCH?

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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