Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

A jew go out of a bar

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