Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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