What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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