so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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maddie latino

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this is gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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dislike this...please.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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My pet rock died.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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