I just painted my nails. I have braces.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

kyle dosnt eat dick...

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

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