- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

c+t+c?

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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