- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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