- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What's after 9/11? 9/12

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Women's rights.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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