- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Mitt Romney.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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