Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Farts smell bad!

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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