how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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