what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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