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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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