What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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maddie latino

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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hey bill!

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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obama

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Hi

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