Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Dani barton= lovely

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What's up? A direction...

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Canada

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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