What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Garry Glitters on here

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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