- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What's up? A direction...

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

black people

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Women

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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