If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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