- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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