roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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no

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Anti Joke

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