What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Sorry boss

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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What abou three times

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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haha, you're an orphan

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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