kiss me?

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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