knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

whats 2+2? 4

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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