- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

math test 2=2

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

twilight

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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