- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Wats a joke?

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

black people

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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