- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

fack me!

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

No. Yes.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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