Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What abou three times

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haha, you're an orphan

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Penis

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Penis.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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