- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

Alt F4

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

W.N.B.A.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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