- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Your mother

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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