- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

democracy

What's dead? Your mum.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

25

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

A russian gives away vodka.

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