Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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don't look behind you

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Nice weather we're having.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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