- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

why did i fall? i got pushed!

what do you call a black man named mike

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Knock knock. Come in.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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