- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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