- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Betty Whites ALIVE?

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

guess what chicken butt

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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