- Anti Joke

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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