- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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