- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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